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Hello, and welcome to the best website that has ever been created. My name is Tom, but my friends call me The Chosen One because I have been sent to rule the earth. I made this webpage to show the world that there are a lot of really weird people around and that I am one of them. Using my powers to gather much knowledge about the universe, I have taught myself the wonderful art of speaking English fluently and have discovered my talent of ripping huge farts whenever I want. If you have questions on either one of these topics please e-mail me. I would love to answer your questions.